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[B]Bravos[/b]
Species: Chespin ♂  
Type: Grass
Level: 10
Moves: Growl, Vine Whip, Wide Guard, Rollout
Ability: Overgrow
Held Item: -
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Money: 1450p
Potion x1
Pokeballs x09
Nugget x1
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[color=#75CC20]"It's a grim day for the Evig region. Poor innocent Pokémon eggs stolen from an honest farmer. Of course, when the authority fails the innocent, this case looks like a job for...

Detective Archie..."[/color]

The detective paced side to side, clutching his Rotom phone and using it to record his notes. In this mind, the world was awashed in sepia tones, his scouring eyes hidden under his hat as his long trench coat dragged along the ground. 

[color=#75CC20]"We're now at the scene of the crime, a place where the crime... er, occured. It was here that the poor farmer's eggs were nabbed by an unknown assailant. What's their agenda? Was this an act of revenge against these farmers or a petty little theft of a crime? Heh, it could be many things. For all I know, this is a heinous act of, of evilnness-ess."[/color] Detective Archie shook his head dejectedly, the expression on his face as grim as the crime he was investigating.

His trusty partner, Agent Bravos, was also wearing a matching hat and trench coat but was realistically looking at its Trainer like it was confused as to what he was doing. Even Neil the farmer, or the victim for Detective Archie's case, would be looking exasperatedly on the lad with a sigh (and a sweat drop for visual gag)

[color=#75CC20]"Sir Neil already ruled out Pokémon which meant a human being was responsible for this malevolent act. Grr, I'm gonna catch that good-for-nothing, massive heap of Tauros dropping even if it's the last thing I do."[/color] Detective Archie said with conviction. 

Miles away, his mother's mother instincts suddenly tingled. When asked by her husband what's wrong, she claimed she had the surprising urge to 'spank someone's misbehaving rear'.

Meanwhile, something caught Bravos' eye and it called out to the detective to come take a look. [color=#75CC20]"Well what is this? Pink goo? What does this mean? Care to explain... Mister Neil?"[/color]

The young detective looked accusingly at the hulking farmer and paced around him slowly. [color=#75CC20]"Ya see, I'm a son of two very talented, very wonderful theatre actors. Why, I even shared the stage with them once or thrice in the past. So trust me when I say... I know bad actors when I see one."[/color] 

He stopped in front of him and glared at Neil. [color=#75CC20]"The importance of these eggs... The unkown culprit seemingly knowing how to evade these security camers to avoid detection... Impossible that a complete stranger knew the passcode to the coop, yet you only placed your thumb to open... That would only mean that, that... Wait, where was I going?"[/color] Archie broke character and scratched his head in confusion.

[B]"Chespin, Ches, Ches!"[/B] Bravos chimed in and stood beside its trainer to stare at Neil, getting in on it too. [color=#75CC20]"Oh right! Thank you, Agent Bravos!"[/color] Archie pointed an accusatory finger at Neil. [color=#75CC20]"You're hiding something from me, Mister Neil and I want to know what it is. The truth can evade us for far too long. Tell us what you know, Mister Neil! In the name of justice!"[/color]
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