Incorrect Quote Generator: Dimple & Prino Edition

Prino: Did you know you remind me of 5 letters of the alphabet? 
Dimple: What? Which ones?
Prino: U R A Q T. 
Dimple: Awwww!

Dimple: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? 
Prino: Peonies, why? 
Dimple: 
Prino: Were you going to get me flowers? 
Dimple: 
Prino: 
Dimple: [sub]It's a possibility.[/sub]

Prino: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Dimple! 
Dimple: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

Dimple: Talk dirty to me~ 
Prino: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high. 
Dimple: Wha- 
Prino: The economy is in shambles.

Dimple: I'm trash. 
Prino: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? 
Dimple: 
Dimple: You smooth motherfucker. 
Dimple: And yes it does.

Prino: You have to apologize to them Dimple. 
Dimple: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

Dimple: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. 
Prino: You always act stupid. 
Prino: 
Prino: Wait...

Prino: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. 
Dimple: Wow. They sound stupid. 
Prino: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. 
Dimple: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” 
Prino: I guess you’re right. Hey Dimple, I love you. 
Dimple: See! Just say that! 
Prino: Holy fucking shit. 
Dimple: If that flies over their head then, sorry Prino, but they're too dumb for you. 
Prino: Dimple.