[quote=@Half Pint]
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As a Scottish person who must have played the Max Payne games at least 10 times I take personal offence to this

[img]https://www.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/313/3136061/3712088-maxpayne.png[/img]
[/quote]

Wait... Scottish friend?

Based.

We must be the two Play By Post roleplayers in Scotland.