My own contributions to the Daggerheart Incorrect Quotes

Arnannel: I have a bad feeling about this...
Dimple: What do you mean?
Arnannel: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Dimple: No?
Pepper: That actually explains so much.

Capriccio: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Arnannel: A doll.
Pepper: A cinnamon roll.
Dimple: A sweetheart.
Capriccio:
Capriccio: ...stop it.

Dimple: While you were caught up in your heterosexuality, I studied the way of the blade!

Capriccio: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Dimple: Okay.
*later*
Pepper: Dimple! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Capriccio, whispering: Deny everything.
Dimple, loudly: That isn't a chair.

Arnannel: I can't take you seriously wearing that.
Capriccio: Aw, you take me seriously at all?
Arnannel: Fair point.

Arnannel: Dimple told me to stop being immature, so I told them to get out of my fort.

Dimple: Yeah, I don’t like people.
Pepper: Oh, well now that’s not fair Dimple. Have you met all of them?
Dimple: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!

Capriccio: Arnannel, don’t go picking a fight with Pepper. Don’t forget, they’re powerful, they could make life difficult for you.
Arnannel: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

Capriccio: Dammit, you ruin everything!
Dimple: You're welcome.

Capriccio: Why is there blood everywhere?
Arnannel: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Capriccio: You stabbed someone?!
Arnannel: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.