Incorrect Quote Generator: Epyllion Edition

Skobeloff: Stargaze, we're friends, right?
Stargaze: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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Skobeloff: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys. 
Stargaze: Blocked. 
Skobeloff: Sometimes, they’re good girls! 
Stargaze: UNBLOCKED!

*Fellwing is crying after Seer-related drama* 
Skobeloff: There there, Fellwing. 
Fellwing, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room? 
Skobeloff: Great question—

Skobeloff: *closes a cabinet* 
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* 
Fellwing: What was that? 
Skobeloff: The sound of someone else's problem.

Stargaze: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. 
Fellwing: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? 
Stargaze: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. 
Skobeloff: Edible.

Fellwing: Stargaze learned how to fold origami penguins from Skobeloff the other day. I told her, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day she put them in the fridge.

Stargaze: Well, has Skobeloff been wrong before? 
Fellwing: How wide are we willing to open this up?