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*In the midst of the dust clouding the air, a small, violet storm cloud rests near the ground, agitated and rumbling near and around my torso and an arm with none of the rest of me to be seen*
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*Slowly but surely peels myself off of a stone annihilated to a smooth surface with a schlurp, more intact than my body should have been*
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