[quote=@Legend]
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*Laughs*
You're getting it!
*Rockets upward, then shifts left, right, forward, and back in quick succession*
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*Stops spinning when I’m nearly upside down*
Okay, oka-
*Shifts upward from my frame of reference and smacks my head into the floor, grunting and rubbing my head, then levitates back into the air again*