[quote=@Audacious] Horrifying only option… *Takes my glaive and rams it into the wall while applying maximum heat focused at exactly the point the blade stabs in an attempt to break through even slightly* [/quote] *The device's internal heat engine activates and converts the thermal energy to projective and kinetic energy, generating weaker versions of Dynamo's shields around all three of you and pummeling you with blunt blows from the device's external panels* Glad I finally have a chance to use these babies! Every Useless Cube brings with it an effective [i]armada [/i]of tech! Patent pending, of course.