[quote=@Dynamics]
<Snipped quote by Audacious>

*The device's internal heat engine activates and converts the thermal energy to projective and kinetic energy, generating weaker versions of Dynamo's shields around all three of you and pummeling you with blunt blows from the device's external panels*
Glad I finally have a chance to use these babies! Every Useless Cube brings with it an effective [i]armada [/i]of tech! Patent pending, of course.
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*Flips backward through the air after being hit, then stabilizes, wiping my head with my arm*