[@Half Pint] I'm sorry, but the "CLANG CLANG CLANG" in your post, while brilliant and exactly the kind of thing i want to read in a Steel story... I'm afraid that the Internet has ruined me, because all i can think of is this:

[youtube]https://youtu.be/S4jkD3vjo8Y?si=iPDbljkXVOsEHWgz[/youtube]