[quote=Carantathraiel]
please. I'd need HUGE clams for these things. And according to the maps of the US, the place I intend to settle will be underwater.
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Haha! That's a great picture.

Don't worry, Cara, that's why the coconut bra wasn't comfy. I've got pretty big ones too. Might need to cut a turtle shell in half. An ancient turtle shell.

Ooohhh, speaking of which...ever heard this one?

[img]http://i1372.photobucket.com/albums/ag348/jane_vnf/Shellbrajoke_zps32c7656b.jpg[/img]

Haha...get it? "C-shell"?