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*Turns around to face you two*

Thanks, Stella. Anyway, to answer your question, it's a bit of a long story. The gist is, your friends wound up here on accident, so I had someone follow them to the fight. They won, you got hurt, so they and your body were brought here. We made you a new body, and put your soul in it. 

... Aside from the hair, which I wasn't sure what length or color you might want, so if you want that taken care of, let me know. We also put a helpful little implant in to keep your soul in better condition than it was in when it got here.
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*Reaches up to feel my scalp, and makes an expression with a blend of shock and disgust*
I, er, would like hair, yes. You said color?