[quote=@Audacious]
<Snipped quote by Legend>

*Stares at you and then blinks in realization*
I, uh… It’s… You don’t really-
*Falters into muttering gibberish for a moment then stops*
… The analogies make it sound bad. I promise it’s not.
[/quote]

You feel peoples' [i]butts![/i] All. The. Time!
*Rubs my eyes*
What a nightmare of an existence.