[quote=@Armed Forces]
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Soldier: *Looks up and around at the sky*
No, nothing of the sort, right now. Some would disagree, but Lucas likes you folk.
*Tilts my head in his direction*
You should go chat with him.
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*Nods and runs in that direction*
[i]Lucaaaaaa—[/i]
*Trips and faceplants*
...
*Stands up, brushes myself off, and walks with an assertive stride*
Ahem.