[quote=@Webmaster]
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*Nods and runs in that direction*
[i]Lucaaaaaa—[/i]
*Trips and faceplants*
...
*Stands up, brushes myself off, and walks with an assertive stride*
Ahem.
[/quote]

*Raises an eyebrow and looks toward you from the wreckage*
Surprise, surprise. Look who it is.