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*Looks back at you*
I just mean I doubt you’re getting paid at all.
*A pair of high-tech goggles are summoned into my hands, and I put them on*
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I—er—well—um—... I could be paid! You don't know!
*Coughs*
I am renowned for my high-brow and sophisticated humor, after all.