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I—er—well—um—... I could be paid! You don't know!
*Coughs*
I am renowned for my high-brow and sophisticated humor, after all.
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*Slowly spins myself in a circle, looking around with the goggles on*
You could be paid, for all I know. I just know it’s not by anyone here.