[quote=@Webmaster]
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*Winks*
Clean it of [i]ghosts[/i]. This baby has at least seven and a half horsepower.
*Holds my arms out in front of my and aims it at the elevator with my non-aiming eye shut, and when I flip the switch, the first blue button lights up while the device sucks enough air to send me barreling into you and toward the elevator*
[i]AAAhhhhhhhHHHHH![/i]
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*Steps to the side enough to not be swept away with you, but is still knocked aside by you hitting me and watches you soar to the end of the hall*