[quote=@Armed Forces]
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*Steps to the side enough to not be swept away with you, but is still knocked aside by you hitting me and watches you soar to the end of the hall*
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*Lands upside down with my head stuck inside the handvac*
Mmm! Mm!
*Feels my hand around until I find the switch, turn off the device, and yank out my head; I rotate my head in a dizzied circle with spirals for irises*
[i]Owwww...[/i]