[quote=@Webmaster]
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*Lands upside down with my head stuck inside the handvac*
Mmm! Mm!
*Feels my hand around until I find the switch, turn off the device, and yank out my head; I rotate my head in a dizzied circle with spirals for irises*
[i]Owwww...[/i]
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*Stands up straight from the wall I was knocked against, straightens my coat and walks toward you, holding out a hand*
Did you get ‘em?