[quote=@Webmaster]
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[i]Woah![/i]
*Slams into the ceiling of the elevator with a loud thunk and then falls back down with spirals in my eyes again*
I just can't win today...
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I get that it's been a while since they've been here to maintain anything, but I'm shocked. Are power failures common here?