[quote=@Armed Forces]
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*Pushes the door fully open into the completely darkened corridor, and clicks on a handheld flashlight that I didn't seem to have prior, shining it down the hall to reveal even more doors, framed art and fake plants along its length*
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This does [i]noooot[/i] feel like it would lead to a security system.

[quote=@Galvanize]
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It’s still a no.

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You know of me? Or of my father? Cause that is usually the case.
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If you don't want too heavy or too light, what do you want?