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*Wanders the room, trying to stay on track and looking at important leftovers and documents, but my attention keeps sporadically drawing toward the lamp in the middle*
Hnnnnnfine!
*Runs to the center to get a close look at the lamp*
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*From what you can tell from the floor, the bulb isn’t really connected to anything electrically, and is entirely a self-contained energy source of some kind*