[quote=@Armed Forces]
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*Walks toward you from the far end of the hall, flashlight in one hand and my handgun in the other*
You stick out like a sore thumb. What's wrong?
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Some archer lady shot me! It was, like, the [i]weirdest[/i] coincidence.
*Pauses and looks at my hands, turning over one palm, and then the other*
And it really truly wasn't me! She wasn't one of mine!