[quote=@Webmaster]
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Some archer lady shot me! It was, like, the [i]weirdest[/i] coincidence.
*Pauses and looks at my hands, turning over one palm, and then the other*
And it really truly wasn't me! She wasn't one of mine!
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*Shines the light over your shoulder and farther down the hall*
And she left?