[quote=@Starlance]
Cue the deckhands frantically deflating Ranger tires to offset the loss (aviation tires are filled with dry nitrogen to keep a more uniform pressure across different temperatures and reduce explosion risk).
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Cue chief Hobbs replacing the nitrogen in the Marine barracks with helium seeing one inert gas is as good as another and now all the jarheads squeak when they talk :p