Hello to all Concerned,

You find yourself at a public restroom in Manhatten, While the entire building was not purchased, these restrooms were, and it was devised the necessity to store the deeds to the building in Britian, with me, so nobody knew where they were, to stop real estate tycoons and the like from obtaining them, you know, the sort that buy entire towns and cities, the tax payments are all automated to come out of appreciation of value of certain stocks... 

Congratulations on coming back, Director, from whatever far off place you've been flung to, im very glad to be an assist 
on your return to service in such events and scientific advances that are predicted to occur in the future,

Im so glad you asked! Your own departmental stipend is received by Federal Mail from the U.S. Govt directly, for use in the construction of your new department or departments, and taken off in whatever direction you determine best,

From this point constructing your own department and delivering your case files either by Mail or by hand to the judicial process, bringing criminal proceedings to the unjust and ensuring the people are protected in their continued enjoyment of their own humanity,

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