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[i]T'was the night before christmas, and across the whole Earth
The Superheroes were stirring to protect us from dearth.

John Henry Irons, clad in his metal suit,
Thoroughly giving some Robbers the boot.
Frank Castle sat updating his journal just what he had done
About how he had forced fed some bastard the end of his gun.

Rogue and Gambit strolled through the Snow without Pro-Human harass,
While Nightcrawler sat in church, enjoying the Christmas Mass
Donald Blake introduced his new alien friend,
To the Earths traditional Mead, an Asgardian Blend

Starfire marvelled at the wonder Earth's "Christmas" granted
She wrote a letter to Santa, asking if he bring her back her planet.
Warbird, with her "Bonus" went on a festive shopping spree
Buying whozit's and whatsits with abandon and glee.

Bailey and Christine were in F.E.A.S.T. with the less fortunate
Christina lifted Bailey so that he could top the tree's Angel Ornament.
Robbie Reyes was tuning his Charger for more speed
Hoping he'd find Eli, and his plans he'd impede.

The Wilsons bickered, as rang out an explosion,
Slade didn't appreciate Wade's "Modified" Whoopie-cushion.
Virgil, Richie and Daisy took clothes, hot food and gifts,
To the local homeless shelter looking for spirits to lift.

Zatara was livestreaming his magics to a crowd,
People messaged, asking his admins, "Is his sexiness allowed?"
The Gotham criminals sat in the Ice Box, waiting Christmas to blow over.
They knew what would happen if they dared to blow cover

With Red Widow stalking the night, looking for her sons
A mothers grief made for justice the wasn't likely to just stun.
But the thing they feared the most was the bat shaped man who lurked in the remote
If they tried anything naughty, then great luck would make their only gift a fist to the throat.

Emma Frost pined for her laser shooting crush
Hoping Santa would bring him, with the greatest of rush.
While Scott thought of Emma, her lips he'd most remember
But he still helped out Kitty in the cold of December

The Fantastic Four enjoyed their first christmas together,
In the RV they partied as birds of a feather.
With Zatara magicing up gifts backwards and Alec growing the Tree
Ronnie and Martin cooked the Turkey while O'Brien made them tea.

Jordan and May introduced Sinestro to this planets premier holiday,
Of the merry man who would traverse the whole world in his sleigh.
The people of Genosha celebrated their own holiday cheer,
While Magneto sat reminiscing of his dreidel, the old music he could hear.

The Martians across earth all under the same sun and moon,
Celebrated the day of L'zoril, hoping the return home would be soon.
Meanwhile the Flash on this new earth he called a Paradise,
Smiled and celebrated with his family and cider with spice.

While the good heroes of the earth celebrated with joy
Villains plotted the vile deeds they're soon to deploy.
Some of conquest, some of science, some of their own perceived justice,
Some who veiled themselves as heroes who'd say "Trust us"

But the greatest hero of Earth, no man could deny
Travelled the whole world with reindeer who could fly.
To each Hero, he'd bring a special gift for a reward,
For keeping the peace, for staying onboard.

To John Henry a Toolbag and alloys for his suit,
To Frank Castle, he'd leave a new pair of comfortable boots.
For the X-Men they'd each get a coat with their team name,
For Thor he'd bring more mead, vintage much of the same.

Robbie got for his Car a new turbocharger
Though he'd need to rework the bonet to make it a little larger.
For Warbird, a new costume that complimented her power
The Heroes of F.E.A.S.T. would get toys like a shower.

Although he couldn't bring Starfire her world, he'd do all he could
By leaving a music box with her family inside, dancing to the old folk song "Pr'olm'ood"
To his surprise Scott turned on the news to check on Business
Only to see Godfrey go "Go on, give Mutants a chance. What the heck, it's Christmas!"

Static would get a new board on which to fly,
Slade would get a new sword, one which could hopefully make Wade die.
Wade would receive his long awaited gold Deagle Pistoleros,
Emma would get a new necklace, one fit for the Pharaoh's.

Zatara receieved a new wand, to make his magic grow,
Wanda got a photo of her boys, to make sure on she would go.
Thomas Wayne got tickets to a spa to help him to chill,
While the criminals of Gotham would hopefully get a day without Batman's ill will.

For Zatana, a new hat, that would help in her magics,
While Swamp-Thing got new seeds to help the RV look less Tragic.
Pat got a new MP3 Player to blast his tunes in,
While Firestorm both got headphones to tune out the din.

Hal got a new jacket with his callsign in a cool logo,
Sinestro got more of the beer he'd enjoyed in Saporo
May never let on exactly what she got,
All we know is she appreciated it a lot.

Magneto got a scarf, exactly like Babushka used to make,
While the Martians all got bags of Oreo's for their hunger to slake.
Barry got a photo of his old Justice League,
Then Santa returned to the north pole, to rest his Fatigue.

And as all the world heard, as Santa flew out of sight.[h3]MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!![/h3][/i]