[center][img]https://images2.imgbox.com/b0/7e/HKL5kSAg_o.jpeg[/img] [h1][color=Green]Zoppy[/color][/h1] [color=Green]Zoppy’z got a customer![/color] [color=888888]-Zoppy[/color][/center] [color=Green]“Hi! Hi!”[/color] Zoppy greeted the young dwarf who’d crashed into her makeshift table, even as she frantically worked to keep her various wares arranged in a pleasing manner after the collision threatened to completely collapse the pile of rubble they had been placed upon. [color=Green]“Welcome ta Zoppy’z shoppy! Zoppy’z got lotz o’ nice fingz fer ya, if ya gotz sum shiniez fer ‘er!”[/color] the intrepid shopkeeper announced with a big, toothy smile. [color=Green]“Ere’z sum lucky dirt, an’ ere’z sum lucky rockz! Zoppy’ll gib ‘em ta ya fer only a few lotz! An’ ere’z Zoppy’z nicest nice fingz! Sum lucky boney staby fingz! Zoppy’ll gib ya one fer many lotz!”[/color] the goblin girl happily informed her customer as she pointed a finger of her non-deformed hand at one of the bone daggers. [color=Green]“Zoppy dinkz itz a really really gud deal!”[/color]