[hider=Winnifred Pylypyshyn] [Center][h1]SIDEREAL AGENCY[/h1] [sup][h2]JOB APPLICATION FORM[/h2][/sup] [/center] [center] [b][h2]B I O[/h2][/b] [img]https://i.imgur.com/BgFOEr8.png[/img] Name : Winnifred Pylypyshyn Age : 26 Date of Birth : Apr 1st, 1993 Address : 1 Pinecourt Dr. (A good ways into the Siuslaw Forrest, technically part of Unincorporated Lincoln County) [/center] [b][h2]C U R R I C U L L U M V I T A E[/h2][/b] [h3]Education[/h3] Highschool Diploma (McNary High, Keizer, OR), partial course at a nursing program at Portland State University [h3]Work/Organizational Experience[/h3] 3 years at assorted businesses in Lloyd Center. If you attempt to contact them please be aware that they will speak about my tendency to leave without filing a two-week's notice. Do not concern yourself. My work ethic is good. I am very detail oriented and I will not leave this position without proper notice this time. [h3]Accomplishments[/h3] I can talk to objects. I performed well in my middle school trivia competition career. I can eat a lot of pancakes if necessary for competition. [b][h2]S K I L L S & O T H E R R E S O U R C E S[/h2][/b] [h3]Psychometry - Tsukumogami[/h3] I can talk to objects. This is more successful than is normal for people in my position; they often do not have much in the realm of interesting things to discuss, rarely remembering anything that isn't related to their purpose. A door can remember if someone passed through it recently. A knife knows where it went and how many times. A car wouldn't know the color of someone's hat. In any case, I have experience with talking to them. Diplomacy is possible. Other people can't hear it but I promise you they are talking to me. I do not know what a tsukumogami is but someone told me that it's similar to this. I am without a better name for this ability. [h3]"Mystic Eyes of Refinement"[/h3] I can make objects work better than they ever could otherwise. An elevator rises smoothly and faster than it would normally. A particle board door becomes harder to break through and no longer squeaks on its hinges. A butter knife gains the sharpness of a real one. A car's fuel efficiency is greatly increased, it won't break down, and it will not bend as much even if it's the plastic frame kind that really wants to crumple in a car crash. I have been told that it's safer if they crumple, but I am not financially sound and want to keep my car running even if it's not necessarily as safe in a car crash. I have to stare at things a while to make this happen so please don't mind if I'm looking too hard. Someone else has told me that these are what they're called. [h3]My hammer[/h3] I own a large sledgehammer. I keep it because it's the most pleasant object that I've talked to. I keep it in bed while I sleep. I cannot afford to lose it. [h3]Paperwork[/h3] I am very good at studying rules and regulations and would like to be provided with any that your organization can provide; I will act as your bylaw enforcer if or if not requested. I would have entered law school if I had the money for it. [b][h2]C O V E R L E T T E R[/h2][/b] I am a functional person. I don't have any major issues that would prohibit my inclusion in an investigatory position. Some people say that I am very disaffected and have difficulty engendering the intended emotional response in other persons vis-a-vis my statements towards other parties, but this won't actually affect my ability to work. I may not be personable towards others but I'm at least not disagreeable or hostile necessarily. One day my microwave started talking to me. It convinced me that I should leave my prior home and move to the coast. I'm applying to this job as even though this one bedroom house in the woods has not been renovated since 1963 (This has been confirmed via speaking with the house itself) I am rather blindsided by the house payments and cannot afford it in a minimum wage job. To be honest I am not sure why I was approved for these mortgage payments in the first place as they were filed entirely fraudulently using financial paperwork I edited in Adobe Photoshop. I assume that this will also affect me in the future, hence my further interest in the position as described. I am not very easily made afraid of anything and I will kill people if this position requires it, though I lack the forensic background to actually hide any of this. I am aware of the illegal nature of murder but I think it would be a very interesting thing to include on a resume and would allow it to be seen above other resumes due to its unique nature. Despite the verbose nature of this document's wording I would like to state that I do not talk as much vocally, in person, in the event that this discrepancy would cause issues after I was hired. I speak when necessary. If requested I will speak more on a negotiable basis. My surname is pronounced 'puh-luh-puh-shin'. [hider=SECRET] [img]https://i.imgur.com/SZY7k4k.png[/img] [b]Name:[/b] Winnifred Pylypyshyn - [i]"I secretly enjoy it when people struggle with pronouncing it, even if I don't show it. It's a Ukrainian name, but I don't know much about that side of my family."[/i] [b]Height[/b] - 5'2" - 157cm: [i]"Is there anything to note? At least, people don't think of me as threatening because of this."[/i] [b]Weight[/b] - 147lbs - 67kg: [i]"I lost weight after ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░. It's returning as muscle nowadays. I'm keeping detailed records for the first time in a while."[/i] [b]Three Sizes[/b] - 109/80/82: [i]"I dress in baggy clothes to make it less apparent. Nobody really needs to see them. I want to get them pierced."[/i] [b]Home[/b] - The Woods: [i]"There hasn't been a better place for me. The family home was down an old logging road and there's never been a place where I've been happier. If I have to live with nothing to make it happen, I'll make it happen..."[/i] [b]Birthday[/b] - April 1st: [i]"I hate it."[/i] [b]Weak Point[/b] - Hugs: [i]"..."[/i] [b]Fetishism[/b] - Being Watched: [i]"..."[/i] [b]What do you look for in a partner?[/b] - Non-committance: [i]"I don't want to have to see someone more than is necessary. I don't feel comfortable unless it's a meeting of convenience. Transient. I don't mind it when someone doesn't call back; in fact, I prefer it."[/i] [b]What's your favorite color of underwear?[/b] - What: [i]"Why are you asking me that."[/i] [b]How do you spend your free time?[/b] - I don't. [i]"If I'm not working, I feel like I'm wasting my time. I just need to involve myself in whatever's closest to me if I'll ever get to sleep at a proper hour."[/i] [b]Secret Garden #1 - ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░[/b] ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ [b]Secret Garden #2 - Absolute Critical Loathing[/b] To know the exact fault of everyone around her. Mystic delusion. The cold exterior that she always exudes unintentionally covers the heat of constant, obsessive hatred that she feels towards everyone and everything. There are no perfect human beings and she is painfully aware of this; others are identified as walking faults and she'll sooner be able to recall the slightest tick in their speech over what they look like. Her obsession with study, self-improvement and work is both a means of distracting from this overwhelming annoyance, and an impossible attempt to rid herself of her own faults. There is no one in the world who thinks more lowly of Winnifred than herself. Her mind races whenever she thinks about how flawed she is, and whatever minor joys she allows herself are in spite of her shortcomings. Thus, she alternates between introspection, the drive to improve and the feeling of worthlessness. Her view towards others and what she allows from them is most made apparent in how she willfully goes along with whatever they want to get out of her, barely complaining, never more than holding a hand up when that same hand could choke them to death. Winnifred's world view is one that hinges all of its hopes that something more perfect exists in the next life. [b]Secret Garden #3 - ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░[/b] ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ The intersection of how flawed she thinks herself and how poorly she perceived the flaws in ░░░░░░░░░░ drives her up the wall. That betrayal of trust is the worst thing in the world, the product of the worst person in the world, taking from ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░. If it means driving 101 nails into his skin, she'll strike herself with 100 nails to make it happen. Were she to ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░. And yet, even worse, she's also stupid. Winnifred hasn't even given up on her attachments to ░░░░░░░░░░, even if she knows that's the only reason she's here to begin with. [/hider] [/hider]