[quote=@Chiliarchy]
<Snipped quote by Dynamics>

I fix problems. I can protect you. You are small.



<Snipped quote by Spiritblitz>

…Good

*The lights on my back flicker and grow brighter.*

Do you have problems?
[/quote]

We're not open to new protectors right now. As far as I'm concerned, you've just intruded on our world.