[quote=@Guardian Angel Haruki]
"Wait! You're our first guests in. Three thousand eight hundred and four days,"
[/quote]

Are Faerie time shenanigans afoot at Wilderness Wonderland? That many days would mean ten years have passed since the last guests visited, but you've said [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/5645365]previously[/url] that the park shut down 5 years ago.