[quote=@Kensai]
Now y'all done reminded me of Boner Wolf. 

This was way back on the Spacebattles forum. Space opera/mecha game, political machinations, large-scale starship/mecha battles, psychics and transhumanism, the kitchen sink was just the beginning bro. All that good stuff. So the PCs are the créme de la créme, social and battlefield elites, yadda yadda. They're attending an important state funeral where a dozen plots are afoot and we're all going around hitting up contacts and doing all kinds of secret squirrel stuff.

In comes Boner Wolf. Not his real name, but you can guess. He's an eight foot tall lupine. Okay cool, this is a transhuman setting, we have all sorts and nobody bats an eye. Some are sculpts and some are uplifts and some are outright other species. All good. 

But hey, in a setting like this everyone is hot, right? So he immediately pops a massive, visible boner (yes, the player explicitly described the bulge) and starts trying to mack on - just everyone. Including the grieving widow and her daughter.

The big thing is that this is cringe not just OOC but also IC. I mean, you're at a high society soirée. Doesn't mean you can't be on the lookout for a liaison dangereuse but hey, the currency of the land is discretion and subtlety. Keep it classy, y'know? But nope, BW just waltzes up to the laydees expecting his bulge to do the talking. 

The GM had to talk several players out of having their characters drag him out the back and shoot him. 
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Makes zap braningan look subtle.