Aslan’s skyline rises like stacked miracles—needle-towers linked by glass bridges, terraces hanging over terraces, lanterns drifting in lazy orbits along invisible spell-lines. From the lakeward side, the air tastes clean and wet, and the distant roar of docks and sky-carriages is softened by a thousand little warded silence-charms. The restaurant is built into a cantilevered balcony halfway up a vertical district-spire: The Ascendant Spoon, an upscale place that pretends it isn’t upscale by using words like “taste atelier” and “casual wizard fare.” A ribbon of illusion starlight drifts under the awning, rearranging itself into constellations that don’t exist anywhere in the real sky. At the entrance, the city’s threshold-barrier makes itself known as a faint pressure on the skin—like a hand hovering near the collar, polite but ready. A pair of carved guardian statues flank the doorway: tall, leonine figures in ceremonial armor, eyes dim as banked coals. Then the door swings open. A greeter steps forward with immaculate posture, a crisp vest, and a smile that is technically welcoming. The only problem is that the smile is too wide, the eyes are too delighted, and the tail—no, surely that’s a fashion accessory—flicks once behind the vest. [center]Greeter[/center] [center][img]https://ik.imagekit.io/maxxo/Greeter.png[/img][/center] “Good evening, valued patrons! Welcome to The Ascendant Spo—” The greeter clears their throat with grave dignity. “—Spoon. Your reservation is under…?” They produce a ledger and ink-quill with the practiced flourish of someone who has done this a thousand times. The quill squeaks. The greeter stares at it, offended on principle, then tries again with even more flourish. The quill squeaks louder. From somewhere deeper inside, a muffled voice calls out, [b]“Burenyuu—!”[/b] followed by the unmistakable sound of something being flambéed that was never meant to be flambéed. One of the guardian statues’ eyes brightens by a hair’s breadth, then dims again—as if reconsidering the value of movement. The greeter leans in conspiratorially, lowering their voice to what they clearly believe is a professional whisper. “Please ignore the ambience. It is… curated.” A beat. “And if you see another member of staff who looks exactly like me, no you didn’t.” They straighten instantly, all poise again, and gesture inward toward a dining room of floating table-lamps, slow-rotating illusion murals, and diners pretending they aren’t fascinated. “Right this way!”