[@darkred]

Here's what it would look like in our style:

*Falls through a portal only to find himself not in Rome, not the good one or even the corrupted one, but instead lands on a strange planet, lost in time*
Ubi sum?
*Carries a gladius, shield and an out-of-place gun*

Notice on this one it makes the actions direct and first-person, and removes the author's commentary? That's the direction we go.