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[center][color=Aquamarine]I don’t know what I was expecting, but it sure as hell wasn’t [i]this…[/i][/color]
[color=888888]-Nyxia Torrentia, Neon Tempest of the Ultraviolet Rainbow[/color][/center]

As she leapt from rooftop to rooftop, Nyxia’s vision was blighted by no small number of the shadow monkeys. That said, all she came across were swiftly vaporized by the Omega Obliterator’s baleful beam of incandescent annihilation, its ruinous radiance dimmed only slightly by the light of the midday sun. Indeed, by the time she reached the school, the malformed creatures finally seemed to realize just how potent her weapon was, and began to either hide or flee when they saw her approach. The Neon Tempest could only imagine how her fellow club mates were faring, or what manner of foe had conjured the penumbral primates, yet, even so, the sight that greeted her when she entered the club room was quite possibly the last thing she would have expected.

There before her was the rest of the club. In their pajamas. Asleep.

[color=Aquamarine][i]The [b]fuck[/b]…?[/i][/color]

Although it [i]could[/i] have been some sort of school sleepover to which she had not been invited, the hoard of shadow monkeys pervading Hibusa Town made that possibility rather unlikely. No, this was clearly the work of their mystery foe, although why they had chosen to do this was beyond Nyxia’s powers of comprehension. Before she could attempt to wake anyone up, the door to the clubroom opened, revealing what was very likely the source of the current insanity.

[color=Aquamarine]“What the fuck do [i]you[/i] think?!”[/color] Nyxia snapped back at the new arrival when the mystery girl asked if she (or perhaps the whole club) was okay, even as the charged up barrel of the Omega Obliterator was swung to point directly at her. [color=Aquamarine]“What the fuck is going on here?! And who the fuck even [i]are[/i] you, anyway?!”[/color] 

No sooner had she said this, then two of her slumbering club mates woke up (in very different ways). Well, at least that was a good sign.

Probably.