[@Dezuel][@Ravion the Red]

Bug stood still for a second, struggling to follow the fast talking like one struggles to comprehend someone using a microphone who's extremely loud and has badly compensated gain.[i]Well this one's on me. I should have never trusted an idiot who plowed my crazy sister to even have a proper...common sense, if a decent preservation instinct.[/i] He decided to roll with the punches, as there was little choice otherwise. His had reached for the bridge of his nose, as pressure built up in his sinuses.

"Yes, Griff, thank you for your insightful observation." He could not resist dropping a sentence thick with dripping sarcasm, as if trying to exorcise the stupidity that was almost physically hurting his brain. He paused and sighed.

"What Arrish means is that we missed some boring shit for nerds, but since he's a total dude even if he's a Luvey Duvey, he'll give us the version for true men, unlike that graph ridden shit for noodle armed geeks. And if you wanna know, my frame is the vomit shitty one. They ran out of parts for the cool ones. What a bunch of assholes." He paused trying to decipher more and more...of this stranged low-intelligence bastardization of the language. It hurt his ears, but thanks to his devilish silver tongue, he was aping a fairly...adept simulacrum. The mentions of a machine girl worried him. Lilim were dangerous, specially combat ones. Lorenzo was not a man anyone should ever cross, so that checked out.

"Yes I have met the Minnie chick. She came to me why I blew up a planet of some shit. Not my type. So I can wingman you, dude. I mean, for real." Bug then switched code. [i] Why not? Maybe they'll mutually destroy eachother in their bullheaded stupidity. A sloppy Husky and a braindead slobbery mastiff. Maybe he should sell tickets of the event.[/i]

[i]Also why did this guy smell like girl's shampoo after coming out of a musky mancave? Was the stupid speech affecting his olfactory bulb already??[/i]

"So yeah, get on with it, Arrish." He added. [i]And don't forget you're lucky I can't enact [b]Lesse majesté[/b] right now.[/i]