Aw, life always wants to fork the duck, I feel for you. You know what is, like, the most annoying thing to hear when you're debby-deppressy: [i]have you tried e x e r c i s e?[/i] I'm gonna be your life coach, this is [b]it[/b] - life is changiiing. We're gonna be the ones forking - the - duck. I think this could be the recipe for happiness:

1) Exercise everyday.

2) Have something to look forward to.

3) Practice a hobby.

4) Find someone to flirt with.

Oatcake, you're gonna wake up at 6am for our morning jog - don't forget!