[quote=@Lord Wraith]
<Snipped quote by Eddie Brock>

Howard the Duck? Who do you think you are? Byrd Man?
[/quote]

Nah. If I was Byrd, I'd pick some random named detective from a handful of issues of [i]Detective Comics[/i] and then proceed to write the most gritty, unflinching examination of police brutality, notions of justice, and the human condition.

And then I'd pick up Howard as a second character.