[quote=Antarctic Termite]
I just pegged a sock to a clothesline and watched a perfectly good peg spontaneously snap in half, beaten by the rebellious footwear.

I'm going to immortalise this little badass as a sock puppet. :3
[/quote]

Isn't that a little like decorating and parading it's corpse, if you take away it's function? I believe the traditional human way of respecting socks is to attempt to impregnate them.