[quote=@Pirouette]
Help me.

[list]
[*]Televangelist Miracle working Saint
[*]Broodmother with cute little buggies
[*]Hemomancy, or blood control
[*]Living Doll out of anything
[*]Phantom limb boxer
[/list]
[/quote]

Phantom limb boxer sounds sick so that's got my vote.