"Do you know how they decaffeinate coffee beans? [i]Paint thinner.[/i] I would sooner you inject me with actual poison than imply that switching to decaf was ever an option."

There is a tiny smile stuck on her face that no amount of coffee pretension can wipe away. Lift her nose in the air though she may, her traitor tail is flicking behind her and that queer look just will not leave her eyes. She picks up one of her cups and takes a long and happy sip. 

"Besides which, you are making a huge deal out of nothing. Not only is six cups a perfectly safe amount, these aren't even all coffee."

She takes another long sip and sets the cup to the side with an empty clunk. It sits next to three of its fallen sisters. Without hesitation she picks up another, pulls off the lid, and takes a deep sniff of the black liquid inside. 

"This one is americano!" she smiles brightly as she points at the cup, "And the final one is straight espresso. Completely different drinking experiences. So as you can see, there is nothing to be concerned about."

Her foot has started tapping on the floor. Faster, faster, faster. Her smile widens before her next sip.

"When we do go to my apartment, I can show you a more... proper technique. I've always thought this company offered fair value for what they charge, but it's no comparison to what love can accomplish."