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He's a noble, you know.
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That just makes using him as the meat shield all the better. :D

[quote=@O O]
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"[b]A[sub]R[/sub][sup]G[/sup]H[sub]H[/sub]H[/b], not even all the wizards in Waterdeep could concentrate enough to enlarge your [i]bird brain[/i].[/h3]

[h1][b]HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME[/b]...[/h1]

[h3]You tiny, little dwarf!!! Was your mother [i]a cave rat[/i]?! You've worn my patienciousness thin. Shift yourself into something edible, that I may at least make use of your wretched meat and feed it to [i]the hounds[/i]."
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[color=skyblue]"Truly there is no [b]NOBLER[/b], 'alfling. Just think of the songs that will be sung of this day! Of you and your deeds! Lulli, who stood as tall as a man and [i]stared down[/i] the savage beast."[/color]

[i]*sips beer and tries not to laugh into the foam*[/i]