[center][h3]Yellow Wind Ridge[/h3]
[b]Yayama Yama[/b]
Status: Horribly unfashionable
LV: 6, EXP: 53/60
Word Count: 197 (+1)[/center]

"Well, that's rather annoying," Yayama commented as her clothes changed shape. It would be one thing if it had stopped with her armor. Thick hides weren't really her style, but they worked just fine for protection, and this Consul was in for a rude surprise when he found out that a good half or more of her equipment's strength had little to do with the actual physical properties of the metal. Similarly, losing the edge on Shadowbringer was suboptimal, but most of the sword's power was in its sheer mass, and it was still sharp [i]enough[/i] to use that. No, the real travesty was her [i]hat.[/i] Instead of fine Ishgardian leather and the eyepatch she'd become accustomed to, the set had been replaced by a [i]bloody boar head![/i] 

Seeing the others start to move, she elected to channel her irritation and anger helpfully; in this case, launching a prodigious leap directly at the Consul's face. "Yeeargh!" It wasn't her most powerful attack by any means, but it did get her close, and it was great for helping her get attention. "You did this crime against fashion, now you look at it!"