Chonker post has been made. 

EDIT: Chonker Post [s]and Knuckles[/s] featuring [s]Dante[/s] [@Xaltwind] from the Devil May Cry Series

Complete with many new sprites for everything Ryuuichi is carrying... except for the dang cane! I couldn't find a good enough Pokémon item sprite for that! 

There is a cane sprite, but it is both too big and just... not the right shape or color. So I didn't use it.