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[sub][color=1b1be2]Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel | Harley Quinn[/COLOR]
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[*][b]Why are you single?[/b]
[color=e21b1b]Ha! Why am I single? Pull up a chair, toots, 'cause this is gonna be a therapy session even [i]I[/i] can't diagnose!

Okay, so, let's run the tape. I ran off with a narcissistic genius who thought 'compromise' was a brand of clown paint. Check. Fell head-over-batboots for a gorgeous, giant plant lady who could easily kill me but actually watered my emotional needs (still love ya, Red!). An' honestly? The list keeps goin', but if I read it all out this'd turn into a full intervention instead of a dating bio.  Point is, my little psychiatrist brain decided my type is 'emotionally constipated' with a side of 'WANTED: Dead or Alive by the GCPD', an' I'm workin' on breakin' that particular neurosis. Slowwwly.[/color]

[*][b]What's the biggest mistake you've made in love?[/b]
[color=1b1be2]Biggest mistake in love? Pfft. Ten outta ten, would not recommend fallin' for your extremely murder-y client. Like, ever.  I mean, picture it: lil' ol' Dr. Harleen Quinzel thinkin' she can fix the Clown Prince of Crime with a lil' empathy. Spoiler alert: ya can't. The real mistake though? It wasn't lovin' him. It was forgettin' to love myself first. I handed over my whole dang identity like it was a buy-one-get-one-free coupon. My degree, my morals, my name? Poof! Gone! For a guy who couldn't even remember my favourite colour unless it was green from his acid vat.

But hey, live an' learn, right? Took a few explosions an' one very patient plant-lady bestie to teach me that love ain't supposed to leave bruises. Unlesssss you're askin' nicely, if ya know what I mean.[/color]

[*][b]What are you looking for in love?[/b]
[color=e21b1b]Ooh, gettin' right to the heart of it, huh? I like that. [i]Twirls mallet thoughtfully[/i]. Alright, here's the simple answer in three parts: Somethin' stable. Yeah, I said it. Stable. Can you believe those words just came outta my mouth? An' don't you dare confuse this with boring! It means I wanna wake up without wonderin' if my car's gonna be rigged to explode, or if my date's gonna ghost me 'cause he got hauled off to Blackgate for a jewelry heist.  

But here's the next big one I think: Somebody who can keep up with me without tryin' to reformify me. Ugh. I already did the whole "doctor-patient" dynamic with a certain pale-faced greaseball, and let me tell ya that man spent our whole romance tryin' to file me down into his perfect lil' henchwench. Never again. I ain't a fixer-upper, an' I ain't a project. 

An' most importantly: I want a partner who laughs with me an' respects that my brain works about a mile-a-minute in a zig-zag line. Just two crazy kids who make each other howl, ya know? [/color]

[*][b]What would instantly make your head turn?[/b]
[color=1b1be2]Ooh, turn my head? That takes a lot more than a shiny car or a big, well y'know, [i]bat[/i] if ya catch my drift. But lemme think...Hmm. 

How ‘bout…somebody who can make ME laugh for once. I spend so much time bein' the funny one, it's kinda nice when somebody can actually keep up. Also, an' I cannot stress this enough, [b]do.NOT.try.ta.fix.me.[/b] I got a whole team a' people for that, an' quite frankly, they're still workin' on it.
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[*][b]How far will you go to find love in the villa?[/b]
[color=e21b1b]However far it takes, baby! I didn't survive Arkham an' one very messy breakup with a certain green-haired individual jus' ta sit on the sidelines. I'm here ta play! Ratings gold, that's what I am.[/color]

[*][b]What is your red flag?[/b]
[color=1b1be2]Textbook answer? I got attachment issues you could write a whole thesis on. Turns out havin' a psychiatry degree don't save you from your own baggage. I mean, I can diagnose a codependent narcissist from across the room, but when it comes to me? I'm blind as a bat without his little sonar thingies.[/color][/list]
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Any chance you could try a different blue? That one is very hard on the eyes for me :)