*A note lands on Lex's head stating that whales are too boring*
*a portal opens up, spewing snow everywhere* I'm baaaaaack~ *has taken the body of a snow leopard and am using telepathy to speak* Had to go all the way to the freakin mountains of Himalaya for this thing. It'll hopefully suffice until I can convince SOMEONE to stop wrecking my human bodies. 
Jacque: *appears out of a dimensional rift* Yo' we're baa..*notices the slain bodies, the blood covered Spriggs, and a large snow leopard*..aaand what the fuck happened while I was away?