An overweight, clumbsy elf with a cleft lip and a speech impediment has to embark on a quest to overcome his awkward nature to save his culture of Mary Sues from an over Zealous and apathic group of lumberjack dwarves who want to clear cut the forest to open up a chariot dealership on behalf of a capitalist group of goblins who wear snappy suits and drink the best whiskey in all the realm.

Also, humans are around but they're too busy being dicks to each other to be important in any capacity, let alone being the best cultural saviors of the world like they usually are. Their redeeming factor is they grow magnificent facial hair, which is countered by the fact nothing is politically accomplished because they keep filibustering anyone trying to accomplish anything. As such, their society is generations behind other sentient beings.