[quote=idlehands]
I don't know, I don't do fantasy much. But those two traits are contradictory.
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They're totally all for cutting down motherfucking trees, but they don't give a flying fuck about anything else, like the fact they're tearing down people's homes, what they're drinking, who their boss is, etc. 

How about a Yeti that wants to compete in the Olympics but nobody knows he exists and those who do want to do an autopsy and other tests on him, so he needs to find a way to follow his dream while escaping the clutches of science?