Yo yo yo I found the new shit. This is so much better than [i]*whatever your old shit was*[/i]. Go buy yourself some Sweet Lucy bourbon. Phase two, drink that shit and develop a fuckin' taste for it. Phase three begins tomorrow, buy a bunch of random shit to mix it with. I'm thinking orange soda! I'm thinking hot motherfuckin' chocolate! I'm of goddamn oatmeal with bourbon in it. Straight liquor you can goddamn EAT, that's what I want.

Then we develop a phase 4.